![]() Then one day after I didn’t call her, or text her or something, she called me, cursed a lot said the F word a lot of times. One day during a phone conversation she told me she wanted to get to know me before hoping on my “ManXilla” and letting me screw her brains out. She cursed a lot, but I figured it was a New York thing. It started with a few text messages and then a phone call. We began to talk and eventually exchanged numbers. I have a habit of getting matches on Tinder and never sending them a message. Maybe she was playing… But I didn’t want to take my chances, I faked like I was tired and ended the date faster than mugg. The following phrases came out of her mouth, “Can I steal these glasses?” “Regular Hennessy” “Can I steal this vase?” “I’m an alcoholic” “My brother bought a Natty Ice at 10am” and “If we do that, I’m going to stalk you.” We went out to a very nice, rather upscale spot to eat and drink and she proceeded to act like she had never been out on a nice date before. It was like I met one of the girls from BAPS.ĭon’t get me wrong, the girl was nice, but she didn’t have all of her marbles. We talked on the phone and sent each other text messages for a day and when we met. She was cool, she had very long hair and she laughed at my jokes. So during one night with nothing to do and not feeling like staying in my room we decided to meet up. This girl, I didn’t really want to meet but during my travels I got bored and found a match on the app. Its like the women I’m meeting on Tinder just keep getting more strange. To my credit I told her I wanted to take things slow. She turned around and went home, I never saw her again. I didn’t want to hold hands I felt violated forced to engage in boyfriend/girlfriend behaviour with a girl I hardly even knew.Īfter 5 minutes, or more like 15 seconds that felt like 5 minutes, I turned around and kept walking. I turned around and started a staring contest. She stood there in the middle of the block like a deer caught in headlights. I let go and said we need to walk faster. “No you have to hold my hand it’s a requirement.” She was walking slow, it was cold, we were holding hands and I hadn’t made up my mind if I liked her yet. I wanted to stick my hands in my pocket and power walk through the streets of New York because they were polluted with people as it was Super Bowl weekend. She grabbed my arm and we walked down the street, interlocked like a barrel of monkeys.Īt first it was cool, until she wanted to hold hands on a day it was colder than Santa’s nose outside. ![]() We ate dinner, had a great conversation and proceeded to walk to another place. We met on the street I greeted her with a hug, she grabbed my hand and we began to walk to our destination. I met her in New York City, Times Square to be exact on a day that was cold enough to make your tongue stick to a pole, but not cold enough to make you want to crawl up under the covers and not move until June. In fact, I’m cool enough to admit that I’ve actually met a few women using the app, and three of those ladies have been absolutely nuts! I’m cool enough to admit I am a member of Tinder. ![]() So yeah, that’s what Tinder is all about. ![]()
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